
I’ve been going down a bit of a Red Dwarf rabbit hole for a while now, re-watching the various TV series along with various making-of documentaries and other random extras to be found on the DVD sets I have, so looking along the bookshelves to find the next thing to read my eye was caught by Colony. Rob Grant co-wrote the first six series of Red Dwarf with Doug Naylor however by the end of that in 1997 there was what can euphemistically best be described as creative differences between the two writers and their writing partnership was dissolved leaving Naylor to continue Red Dwarf on and off for the next five series and the TV film. Colony is not a Red Dwarf novel but it is set on a spaceship so here we go…
First the similarities to Red Dwarf, it’s set on a huge spaceship which is carrying the last survivors of the human race, OK in the TV series timelines are so messed up that that is one of the possibilities explored rather than as here in the novel it is a central premise. It is set far in the future, three million years in the case of Dwarf, ten generations in this novel and yes things have gone horribly wrong in both cases. So what’s different about the novel? Well lots. The spaceship Willflower is designed as a colony ship to take the best and brightest of the human race away from an Earth dying due to the ravages of climate change. If that sounds like eugenics in action then Grant makes that quite clear with the Nazi like plans for population control and the horror Eddie feels towards these plans as they are made clear to him by the ships’ priest Father Lewis. Each generation will inherit not only the possessions of their parents but also their jobs, ostensibly this is to ensure training from an early age in the job which may be highly complex, such as chief scientist or captain but it also means that those employed in menial roles can never see their descendants aspire to anything better. As Lewis points out the children of those on board working in the ‘Sexual Recreation Centre”i.e. prostitutes would be born into prostitution and Eddie is repelled by the thought.
But back to our hero, Eddie O’Hare, who is he? Well he’s not supposed to be on the ship for a start. He’s an accountant who saw millions of his bosses money just vanish in an inexplicable way on the computer system and was being hunted on Earth by hit men contracted to preferably get back the money but also to definitely kill him, so when he gets the chance to escape onto the ship by swapping places with someone he leaps at it. On board he is to be Charles Perry Gordon and when he gets there he discovers that Gordon is the architect of this abhorrent social system and he’s stuck with justifying it or be found to be an impostor which would lead to “the non-permanent suspension of life” which is the ultimate punishment and turns out to be removal of the brain and spinal column and storing this in suspension, yet another of Gordon’s bright ideas. All this occurs in the present and the book then shifts from Generation I to Generation X where descendants are badly running the ship as described in the precis on the dust wrapper.
The captain is an irresponsible adolescent with a penchant for naming planets after unpleasant bodily functions. The science officer is a religious zealot nutball, who responds to technical problems by singing hymns and whipping herself. And the ship is savagely damaged, out of control and on a deadly collision course with a grotesquely large planet.
It is this section of the book that I really became engrossed in the story, the first third is basically setup for this bit and whilst the early parts are necessary and a good read, Grant really gets into his dark comedy stride with Generation X. Like a good detective story you have been told, almost in an offhand manner, everything you need to know to work out what is really going on and the best bit is that you don’t realise that you need to pick up all this info as it doesn’t feel like a mystery until all of a sudden you get the resolution. I really enjoyed the book and am frankly amazed that the first edition has sat on a shelf here since it came out in 2000 and I’ve only now read it.
Rob Grant sadly died suddenly earlier this year just a week after announcing his next novel, a Red Dwarf prequel, having finally resolved the legal dispute over ownership of Red Dwarf, with Grant and Naylor agreeing to both be able to use the concept in 2023. The book was ultimately completed by Andrew Marshall.

































